Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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