I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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