apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...