It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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