where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
