his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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