its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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