I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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