sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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