Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
