Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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