Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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