yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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