Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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