if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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