All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
This is my gift to your gina
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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