They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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