Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
