I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Non-Jews are for practice
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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