i just wanna soil my oats bro
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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