worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.