Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.