Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
