I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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