And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I love you. Go after that dick
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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