How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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