just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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