I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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