They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
third nipple confirmed
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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