I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You were trust falling into bushes
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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