he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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