We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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