Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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