is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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