woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I think people are normalizing furries
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