Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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