We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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