I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Vodka?
Forever.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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