They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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