i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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