i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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