a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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