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So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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