I'm really into asian looking animals
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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