But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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