i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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