so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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