i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
lol hangovers are for mortals.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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