Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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literally had 100 drinks last night.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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