Pants 0. Shit 1.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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