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  Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  My mom found a condom in my purse

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  Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The Swedes wanted a tensome.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil

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