Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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