just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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