hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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