Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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