You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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