All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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