This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
and you said cock pushups were impossible
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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